My New Motto
Published by Jenny October 4th, 2008 in Day to Day Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says . . .
Oh crap, she’s awake!!
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OK, Now you started it. So here we go!
You have reminded me of a story I love to tell with your Dad, about when Satan showed up in this little country church up here in Nebraska one day.
All of the people ran for the door except one gentleman in the second row and the preacher.
Satan roared and flames billowed and smoke rolled and the preacher took off out the back, but the man just sat there calmly with his hands folded.
Satan looked at him and growled, “Don’t you know who I am?” “Aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man looked up with a steady gaze, smiled, and said, “Yes, I know who you are, and No I’m not afraid of you! I’ve been married to your sister for 35 years.”
PLEASE NOTE: Neither your father nor your father-in-law were the above mentioned gentleman!!
Oh yes!!
Of course the names have been changed or omitted to protect the innocent, and any resemblance to someone you know is purely coincidental.
As always
Grandp Andrews
You guys are a riot!
It appears your motto may be getting you somewhere. I see in your Interesting Stories at the right that it is big news that JR and Livy are baking cookies. If you are in need of more recipes Ben is perfecting the art of making Monkey Bread. Grandpa Andrews has a hard time watching, but Ben does alright, including licking ALL the brown sugar from his hands before cutting the dough.