Zombie Alert!

This is serious folks.

In case you don’t know much about zombies here are a few zombie facts:

  • Zombies eat brains.
  • Zombies are slow.
  • Zombies tend to gather in groups.
  • You can’t technically kill a zombie because they are already dead.  Although they can be stopped by decapitation, destruction of their brain, or incineration.
  • Zombies can’t swim. (I don’t hold this against them as I can’t either.)
  • If you are bitten by a zombie you too will become a zombie. If a zombie eats your brain, you’ll just die.

And in closing, I leave you with my favorite zombie song.

[audio:http://www.drozmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/re-your-brains.mp3]

“Re: Your Brains” by Jonathan Coulton (licensed Creative Commons by-nc)

OK, gotta go. They are getting close…


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One Response to Zombie Alert!

  1. Aubrey says:

    Okay, so law enforcement didn’t think it was funny but I did!

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