Some of My Own Medicine
I’ve stayed home from work the past two days with a cold. (Note that I worked from home most of that time.) Tonight as I sat down to supper, I coughed and then moaned to which Livy replied, “Daddy, quit crying like a baby.”
Touché Livy.
Perspective
At dinner, Violet started reaching over to “fork” Livy so I pulled her chair my way. She smiled and said, “Hey, I’m by you!” Not to be out done, Molly who was on my other side smiled and said, “Hey, you are by ME!”
Another example that Molly has a different perspective.
From the Backyard
So here’s the scene. The girls and Red are out in the backyard playing on the playscape while Jenny goes in and out grilling steaks.
Livy (entering house crying): “She stole my stick and she won’t give it back.”
Daddy walks out the back door and sees Molly sitting proudly at the top of the slide with a stick.
Daddy: “Molly give it back.”
Livy: “Not Molly. Red took my stick!”
Daddy: “Calm down. Did you trade try to trade her for a different one?”
Red happily upgraded to a bigger stick. Crisis averted.
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Big Mouth Molly
Mommy: “Can you please share a little of your oatmeal with Violet?”
Molly: “NO!”
Mommy: “But I don’t think you can eat it all.”
Molly: “I CAN. My mouth is BIG!”
Combo Loco
Our local grocery (HEB) has a weekly Combo Loco where you can purchase one item and receive several others free. I’ve recently started watching the ad to see if it involves something that I normally buy or could make use of. This week’s Combo Loco?
Purchase 4 Lean Cuisine frozen dinners & get the following items free:
*Bag of Salad Mix
*Yogurt
*Tea bags
AND
*8-pack of Nestle candy bars – what a perfect match for the diet meals!!
Needless to say, I took advantage of the Combo Loco – afterall, surely there are no additional calories in FREE candy bars! порно видео беременные
Tags: funny
Overheard…
as Livy was riding her toy broom around like a stick pony.
Livy: “Look mama, I’m a witch.”
Jenny: “That’s not how you do it. Let me show you how.”
Tags: funny
Zombie Alert!
This is serious folks.
In case you don’t know much about zombies here are a few zombie facts:
- Zombies eat brains.
- Zombies are slow.
- Zombies tend to gather in groups.
- You can’t technically kill a zombie because they are already dead. Although they can be stopped by decapitation, destruction of their brain, or incineration.
- Zombies can’t swim. (I don’t hold this against them as I can’t either.)
- If you are bitten by a zombie you too will become a zombie. If a zombie eats your brain, you’ll just die.
And in closing, I leave you with my favorite zombie song.
[audio:http://www.drozmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/re-your-brains.mp3]
“Re: Your Brains” by Jonathan Coulton (licensed Creative Commons by-nc)
OK, gotta go. They are getting close…
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