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April Fools Results
Alright, I think we’ve drawn this out long enough, so here are the results. 1. As if running a marathon wasn’t challenging enough. I, JR Andrews, hereby announce my intent to run the San Antonio Marathon on November 14, 2010 … Continue reading
April Fools, or Not?
In the spirit of April Fools day, here’s your chance to try and figure out which of the items below are true and which are not. As if running a marathon wasn’t challenging enough. I, JR Andrews, hereby announce my … Continue reading
Some of My Own Medicine
I’ve stayed home from work the past two days with a cold. (Note that I worked from home most of that time.) Tonight as I sat down to supper, I coughed and then moaned to which Livy replied, “Daddy, quit … Continue reading
Perspective
At dinner, Violet started reaching over to “fork” Livy so I pulled her chair my way. She smiled and said, “Hey, I’m by you!” Not to be out done, Molly who was on my other side smiled and said, “Hey, … Continue reading
From the Backyard
So here’s the scene. The girls and Red are out in the backyard playing on the playscape while Jenny goes in and out grilling steaks. Livy (entering house crying): “She stole my stick and she won’t give it back.” Daddy … Continue reading
Big Mouth Molly
Mommy: “Can you please share a little of your oatmeal with Violet?” Molly: “NO!” Mommy: “But I don’t think you can eat it all.” Molly: “I CAN. My mouth is BIG!”
Overheard…
as Livy was riding her toy broom around like a stick pony. Livy: “Look mama, I’m a witch.” Jenny: “That’s not how you do it. Let me show you how.” видео группового порно
Zombie Alert!
This is serious folks. In case you don’t know much about zombies here are a few zombie facts: Zombies eat brains. Zombies are slow. Zombies tend to gather in groups. You can’t technically kill a zombie because they are already … Continue reading
